You know it’s going to be a long day when…
- You pull the last inch off the toilet paper roll and discover it’s the last one in the house.
- You wake up desperate for a cup of your favorite coffee and discover you’re out of filters.
- You back out of your driveway and hear the click-click-click of a giant screw in your new $200 tire.
- You need the jaws of life to pry the shopping carts apart at Walmart.
- You fill the pool four inches with the garden hose and a storm sweeps in an hour later and floods your patio.
- You try the scale at Publix, and a prerecorded message whispers, “Put the Edy’s back!”
- You spend two hours getting ready for your big date night and the babysitter calls to cancel.
- You neglect to buy the new iPad warranty, then drop the damn thing in the tub the first time you use it.
- You take your family to a favorite restaurant and find out that kids ate free the night before.
- Your winning Lottery ticket goes through the washing machine and disintegrates to a soggy pulp.